This month, we bring you a story so spectacular we couldn't limit ourselves to just 50 Things, 54 Stupid Things About Battlefield (And 6 Cool Ones). Transport yourself to the Britain of the far-away 1990s, where men are Polish, UNIT soldiers drive Citroens, Arthurian knights defy the laws of physics and Morgaine le Fay sports immaculately trimmed nose-hairs. Confused? You will be! Read on.
