NO WAY BACK!

Another website exclusive: Sound designer Chrisi Pashley returns for this audio adaptation of You Fly, You Die, a short story written by David Tulley and Alan Stevens as a teaser for the full cast Blake’s 7 adventure, The Mark of Kane (available as part of the Ultimate Download Megapack). Click on the first link above to hear this new production for free, and also check out our other thrilling releases while you're here!

 

TRAVIS: The Final Line

Exclusive to the website this month: an all new Blake's 7 story from Kaldor City co-creator Alan Stevens and accomplished sound designer Chrisi Pashley: nobody realises the work that goes into a great exit! Click on the link to hear and download Travis: The Final Line for free, and check out our other exciting releases while you're on site!

Disco Inferno

Just a note to say that the Doctor Who Appreciation Society's Celestial Toyroom Annual for 2020 is out and, since the theme is the Pertwee Era, has updated versions of our articles on The Mutants and Inferno. You can download the annual for free it at this link, and we've also revised the articles on site with the new material.

Online exclusive: David Graham interview

As a holiday special, we're making available an online-only version of the Interview with David Graham which appeared as an extra on the CD of "The Mechanical Planet" Magic Bullet produced for Vworp Vworp! issue 3. This version contains extra foul language from the Mechanoids, so listeners of a sensitive disposition are advised to take care!

Click the link to listen, right-click to download, and click here to buy Vworp Vworp!

Exclusive preview clip

An exclusive preview clip of our new Dalek audio, "The Mechanical Planet" can be heard at this link. The CD will be available with the upcoming zine Vworp Vworp! 3; watch this space (and follow our Facebook Page) for details of how to order.

Catch The Prisoner

The short Kaldor City play, "The Prisoner", which featured on the compilation CD The Actor Speaks: Paul Darrow and which stars Paul Darrow and Peter Miles, is now available as a download from us! Buy it on its own for £2.99, or bundled with the other Kaldor City download-only play "Metafiction" for £5, or as part of our great-value Ultimate Download Megapack for only £18! Click this link for more details, including all the purchasing options.

Free Zine from the Doctor Who Appreciation Society!

The DWAS are making their celebrated zine, Cosmic Masque, available free to download.

From their website:

"Cosmic Masque was first published by the Society back in 1977, and was at that time a vehicle for fan fiction. The magazine appeared regularly up to issue 25, when publication ceased until a special download was produced in 2013.

The new volume of Cosmic Masque is all about 'being a fan' and as well as the traditional staple of fan fiction, also features merchandise and book reviews and articles on on some of the many things we, as Doctor Who fans, get involved with to pursue our interest in the Time Lord. "

Click here to get your copy.

Holiday Ordering Dates

Happy holidays! Just to remind you that if you want to purchase any of Magic Bullet's CDs or multibuys (with autographs!), this coming Friday (18th) is the last day to order for them to arrive before Christmas. Downloads, of course, can be purchased right up to the last minute!
http://kaldorcity.com/orders.html

Convenience Shopping

Now you can buy all Magic Bullet downloads in one handy megapack, and save £3 off the total price! Get Radio Bastard plus all the bonus material, The Time Waster and both versions of Metafiction for only £17 with our Ultimate Download Pack. See the Orders Page for details.

Important Note about Downloads for EU Customers

Dear all, as you may or may not be aware, the VAT regulations on download sales are changing from 1 January (click here for a useful summary). As a result of these changes, we will either be charging a markup to EU customers wanting to buy our download-only products (Kaldor City: Metafiction, Radio Bastard and The Time Waster), or, in the worst-case scenario, we won't be selling to EU customers at all. So if you've been putting off buying one of our downloads, it's best to do so before 1 January.

Kaldor City downloads reviewed

This month, check out these great capsule reviews of our three download-only stories, Kaldor City: Metafiction, The Time Waster and Radio Bastard, by Northern writer and translator Sarah McEvoy.

Radio Bastard: Christmas Bonuses and Deadlines

This week, we're putting up the last two episodes of Radio Bastard early, because...

We're also putting up the link to download the full package, complete with the bonus Buy all 6 Faction Paradox for Half Price offer!

You can either get the last two episodes of RB for the price of a single episode-- or, you can buy the full 15 episodes, get the half-price offer, and also a set of bonus tracks of every jingle you can hear on the programme (and of course, the previous bonus track of the Painting With Arthur programme from Episode 4).

However: our deadline for last orders on physical CDs will be 4 PM on 18 December (that's this Wednesday). Any CD orders received after that will be processed and sent in January 2014. Downloads, obviously, will be available throughout the holiday period.

Download Radio Bastard here, and enjoy the finale!

Radio Bastard Episode 13: Little Bastard Dies Screaming

In the antepenultimate episode of Radio Bastard, Professor Krieg is back with a new invention, which will revolutionise policing in Little Bastard, ridding the streets of drug dealers, hooligans and pedestrians. Will it all be over by Christmas? Download it here.

Radio Bastard Episode 12: The Tower of Babel

This week, Reverend Ocelot is called to Liz Thornton's office to account for his behaviour. When the Mistress of Managementspeak confronts the virtuoso of the Bible quotation, only one can emerge victorious! Starring Peter Miles; download the death-match here.

Radio Bastard episode 11: Puchnik Braninaj

Guest starring Trevor Cooper! This week, John McCrae interviews international celebrity playwright Ernest Liver, author of such West End hits as "Knackers", "Kiss the Maiden Slightly" and "Lovely Snort Drink." But has his latest show, "Flop", lived up to his reputation... or to its name? Download it here.

Radio Bastard Episode Ten: Non-Offensive Tourettes

This week in Radio Bastard, Zoe Thomas joins John Macrae to co-present "Sensible Advice." Can the town survive? Find out here.

Radio Bastard Episode Nine: Breaking Worse

In Episode 9 of Radio Bastard, we return you to "Topical Discussions of the Day", for the exciting question: drug dealing, is it the glue that holds society together? Download it here, and join John McCrae and pharmaceuticals expert Bradley Feet for some surprising answers to unemployment, delinquency, and the effect of the recession on British small businesses! Guest starring Paul Darrow.

Radio Bastard Episode 8: The Household Appliances of Frankenstein

In Radio Bastard Episode 8, Professor Hans Krieg, mad scientist, inventor and professional German Expressionist cliche, introduces Radio Bastard listeners to his original new take on the Roomba. Can the town survive? Download it here.

Radio Bastard Episode 7

This week's episode stars Peter Miles as the Reverend Ocelot, doing his best to answer listeners' questions about the Bible. Will he succeed, and if so, at what price? Download it here.

Radio Bastard Episode Six

Radio Bastard Episode Six is now available to download. Featuring star receptionist Priscilla Woodlouse, a helicopter and a bungee jump for charity-- what could possibly go wrong?