Paul Darrow

Avon was the ultimate anti-hero, but Paul Darrow faced death with equal equanimity. 

Let us all raise a glass to a true hero.

Peter Miles Tribute

Alan Stevens' tribute to Peter Miles in Celestial Toyroom is now online here.

Magic Bullet in Doctor Who Magazine

This month's Doctor Who magazine has a very good tribute to Peter Miles, and includes a mention of his work for Magic Bullet:

Peter Miles

All of us at Magic Bullet are mourning the loss of Peter Miles, who has been a key part of our work since the very first audios, and a friend for decades. We can’t begin to describe what he’s been to us. Our thoughts are with his family and friends.

Holiday Ordering Dates

Happy holidays! Just to remind you that if you want to purchase any of Magic Bullet's CDs or multibuys (with autographs!), this coming Friday (18th) is the last day to order for them to arrive before Christmas. Downloads, of course, can be purchased right up to the last minute!
http://kaldorcity.com/orders.html

Convenience Shopping

Now you can buy all Magic Bullet downloads in one handy megapack, and save £3 off the total price! Get Radio Bastard plus all the bonus material, The Time Waster and both versions of Metafiction for only £17 with our Ultimate Download Pack. See the Orders Page for details.

Kaldor City downloads reviewed

This month, check out these great capsule reviews of our three download-only stories, Kaldor City: Metafiction, The Time Waster and Radio Bastard, by Northern writer and translator Sarah McEvoy.

Welcome to 2014

Just a quick note to say that we're back, fully operational, and all orders placed over the Christmas holidays have been processed and will be shipped Monday morning.

For those who've joined us recently, or who missed our Christmas posts, we'd like to remind you that the Complete Radio Bastard Download (with Special Bonus Tracks) is now available to purchase here, and that, if you do, you can also take advantage of our Buy All Six Faction Paradox CDs for Half Price special offer.

Peter Miles interviewed

An excellent interview with Peter Miles, extolling the virtues of Radio Bastard and his star turn as the Reverend Marcus Ocelot, now on Southside Broadcasting's podcast:

http://southsidebroadcasting.podbean.com/2013/12/21/peter-miles-and-the-final-word-on-radio-bard/

Radio Bastard: Christmas Bonuses and Deadlines

This week, we're putting up the last two episodes of Radio Bastard early, because...

We're also putting up the link to download the full package, complete with the bonus Buy all 6 Faction Paradox for Half Price offer!

You can either get the last two episodes of RB for the price of a single episode-- or, you can buy the full 15 episodes, get the half-price offer, and also a set of bonus tracks of every jingle you can hear on the programme (and of course, the previous bonus track of the Painting With Arthur programme from Episode 4).

However: our deadline for last orders on physical CDs will be 4 PM on 18 December (that's this Wednesday). Any CD orders received after that will be processed and sent in January 2014. Downloads, obviously, will be available throughout the holiday period.

Download Radio Bastard here, and enjoy the finale!

Radio Bastard Episode 13: Little Bastard Dies Screaming

In the antepenultimate episode of Radio Bastard, Professor Krieg is back with a new invention, which will revolutionise policing in Little Bastard, ridding the streets of drug dealers, hooligans and pedestrians. Will it all be over by Christmas? Download it here.

Radio Bastard Episode 12: The Tower of Babel

This week, Reverend Ocelot is called to Liz Thornton's office to account for his behaviour. When the Mistress of Managementspeak confronts the virtuoso of the Bible quotation, only one can emerge victorious! Starring Peter Miles; download the death-match here.

Radio Bastard episode 11: Puchnik Braninaj

Guest starring Trevor Cooper! This week, John McCrae interviews international celebrity playwright Ernest Liver, author of such West End hits as "Knackers", "Kiss the Maiden Slightly" and "Lovely Snort Drink." But has his latest show, "Flop", lived up to his reputation... or to its name? Download it here.

Radio Bastard Episode Ten: Non-Offensive Tourettes

This week in Radio Bastard, Zoe Thomas joins John Macrae to co-present "Sensible Advice." Can the town survive? Find out here.

Radio Bastard Episode Nine: Breaking Worse

In Episode 9 of Radio Bastard, we return you to "Topical Discussions of the Day", for the exciting question: drug dealing, is it the glue that holds society together? Download it here, and join John McCrae and pharmaceuticals expert Bradley Feet for some surprising answers to unemployment, delinquency, and the effect of the recession on British small businesses! Guest starring Paul Darrow.

Radio Bastard Episode 8: The Household Appliances of Frankenstein

In Radio Bastard Episode 8, Professor Hans Krieg, mad scientist, inventor and professional German Expressionist cliche, introduces Radio Bastard listeners to his original new take on the Roomba. Can the town survive? Download it here.

Radio Bastard Episode 7

This week's episode stars Peter Miles as the Reverend Ocelot, doing his best to answer listeners' questions about the Bible. Will he succeed, and if so, at what price? Download it here.

Radio Bastard Episode Six

Radio Bastard Episode Six is now available to download. Featuring star receptionist Priscilla Woodlouse, a helicopter and a bungee jump for charity-- what could possibly go wrong?

Radio Bastard episode 5 is live!

Join us for episode 5 of Radio Bastard, in which unpaid intern Zoe Thomas has earned herself a visit with Radio Bastard's forward-thinking, cutting-edge, top management! Click here for this and other episodes.

Radio Bastard Episode 4 for only 1p!

....if you like! This week's episode of Radio Bastard is pay-what-you-can; obviously our recommended price is 72p, but it's up to you what you want to pay for it. Plus: this week you get a special bonus track which is actually longer than the episode! Why is there a bonus track? Well, you'll have to hear the episode to find out...